
In response to the Ruby Tuesday Post ~ I found this out today:
Americans have sex 132 times per year, on average. That is the MOST depressing thing I have ever heard. However I have learned a few more interesting things :Iguanas have two penises. and pigs orgasm' last for 30 minutes and Erect giraffe penises are about four feet long. ~ Why isn't someone working on putting all these things together?
AAA outlaws unite
The American Automobile Association (AAA) was founded with the sole purpose of warning drivers about police speed traps. Like I always say the $75.00 fee a year pays for one trip to get my keys out or a tow. Now I will rejoin simply because they are part of the WE rather than the THEM.
FYI
When Google was a Stanford research project, it was nicknamed BackRub because the technology checks backlinks to determine a site's importance.
The state of Florida is bigger than England. REALLY?????!?!?!?
One to remember when you are in an unfamiliar land or language...The one physical act that's recognized in every known society is the shrug of shoulders to mean, "I don't know."
This explains why the USA is the richest country on earth : In Canada, if a debt is more than 25 cents, it's illegal to pay it with pennies. Can you imagine telling children "Don't bother saving all those pennies?"
The U.S. has the most violent weather in the world. hmmmmmmmm
LMAO we may be going to Graceland for the hillbillie stopover on the way to florida this year>>>>>>>>On average, four people a day call Graceland and ask for Elvis. We'll have to call first and see if he is home! because :7 percent of the population still believe that Elvis is alive!
Pain travels through your body at 350 feet per second. OUCH!
"Hockey" is archaic slang for "semen." This explains why I feel a true addiction for the game !
and this strange fact : Dr. Seuss pronounced Seuss so it rhymed with "rejoice." HMMMMMMMMMMMM
ok enough for one day!
Lol.... I'm a Pig ( a Piscean piggy )and mine don't last that long :(. Thanks for stopping in on me again...I'm going through a really happy faze and feel life is good right now.Hope all is just as bright with you. Have a great Day .
THANKS for stopping by!!!!!!